I work, I really do.
But blogging about work is boring, and that’s not the point of the
blog. So let’s fast forward from
Carnival to Semana Santa, my next week off.
For this vacation, we had our Seattle friends visit! Jess, Stefan, Tanner and Kenny came and the
week was a total blast!
We swooped our friends up from the airport and headed
straight to our place. I think the first
impression they had was regarding the driving.
We’re not kidding people, the drivers around here are insane. I often wonder if I’m becoming a better
driver or a terrible driver. We do
whatever we want and whatever is going to get us to our destination faster,
including driving on the shoulder on the highway, cutting people off at the
toll, you name it. So, I think they were
a little scared until we got to our place.
We started the week off just right by cracking a couple
Balboas by the pool at our place. Stefan
brought his GoPro so that was the beginning of the GoProHomo experience. GoPros are super awesome, and he was able to
capture some amazing moments from the trip!
We got up early the next morning and drove to San Blas.
This was our third time to San Blas and it
was still just as beautiful as the first.
The most shocking thing about this time was the difference in the
island. The exposed sand was very
different this time around than the first time we went in September. Fascinating that water shifts and creates a
totally different island. As I’ve said
in other posts, there’s not much to do on the island other than swim and
relax. Pretty nice life. We did some snorkeling and took naps, and
after lunch we were able to have a guy take us around to some other islands
nearby.
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Stefan, tapping into his European roots. |
We went to Starfish Island,
which is no longer an island but more of a sand bar now. There were starfish and sand dollars
everywhere. The water only went up to
your ankles in some areas. We checked
out another island and then went back to our island for more beverages and
relaxation.
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STANDING in the middle of the ocean! |
Once it gets dark on the
island, there aren’t many lights to see yourself around, not that there are
many places to go anyway. We decided to
play some cards at the main table where everyone eats dinner. Others decided to congregate around us as
well, and before we knew it, we made a little island party. Unfortunately, the next morning was overcast
and a little rainy. We were still able
to enjoy some relaxation and swimming before we decided to head back to the
main island.
We spent the next day in the city doing some sight-seeing. Our tradition when visitors come is having a
big seafood dinner from the fresh fish market.
Going to the market is always an interesting experience. The fish is iced down, but not like you would
see in the states, or at Pikes Place, and it’s much dirtier and rugged as
well. If you go later in the day, the
smell can be pretty strong, which is gross.
But, the fish is super delicious and extremely cheap.
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The boys outside the Fish Market |
You can’t come to Panama without seeing the Canal, so we
headed to the Gatun locks. We have
decided this is the best place to see the locks and see the ships come
through. Of all the times we’ve gone
there, we’ve seen ships every time. The
Miraflores locks are closer, but the last two times we’ve gone there, we haven’t
seen ships. No point in going if you can’t
get the experience of seeing the massive vessels pass through with only inches
on each side while they’re in the locks.
So amazing. The Gatun area also
has a new museum and observation deck on the expansion project as well. Since they’re still working on it, you can
see all the construction and work that is going into just one of the three new
sets of locks. From the deck, looking
down on all the workers and trucks, they look like little ants running around,
which gives you an idea of how incredibly large the project is, and how much
bigger the ships are that will be coming through that side of the canal!
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You can see the ship leaving the locks behind us. |
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The water is full in the locks, waiting for the next ship to come through. |
The next few days were spent at an amazing house on the
Pacific Ocean, which also came with a maid, a gardener, and best of all, it was
FREE! Remember my post about when
the
Demers visited ? Well, we were lucky
enough to get in contact with Kevin again, and he let us use their house for a
few days, asking only that we leave some money for the AC and treat the maid
and gardener well. Easy peasy! The house was absolutely beautiful and
huge. The maid had her own house on the
property, behind the main house, and Tanner stayed in his own detached room as
well. The house was equipped with an
infinity pool, pool toys, surround sound speakers, and a huge beach and ocean
just a step away. The maid cooked our
meals and cleaned up after us. All we
had to do was relax and enjoy ourselves!
It was quite the place.
We took a day trip from there to El Valle to show the crew
some rainforest hiking. We hiked to the
top of the Sleeping Indian Princess, which was much harder than any of us
expected.
One of the most entertaining parts of the week was the three
(maybe four…five?) hours we spent making Balboa commercials in the pool, and
recording ourselves falling into the pool with the GoPro. Tanner decided that Balboa needs to work on
their advertising and started coming up with strange ways to drink a beer in
the pool. Kenny decided to be creepy in
the background. This website is having trouble uploading any of the videos, but you can check out the Balboa commercials by looking up Stefan's instagram, @seattlethetuffin.
The end of the trip is always the worst, especially when Panama decides to not sell alcohol! I guess they figured we had consumed enough for the week. Tanner flew out early Saturday morning, and the rest of the group not until the afternoon. Alex and I took Tanner to the airport and also dropped off our rental car. At 7:00 in the morning, there was a stupid documents check right before the airport. Panama has these often, especially on holiday weekends, where they block the road and make sure you have all your car papers, license, and passport with you. Well, Alex didn't have those things. Car papers, yes, but passport, no. I always keep a copy of them in our car, but that was not acceptable for this officer. It's actually better that Alex didn't have his passport because his 3 month driving had already expired on his tourist visa.
We spent some time talking to the officer. We always try to pretend like we don't know what they are saying to us in order to heighten their level of frustration, in hope that they'll just let us go. It didn't work this time. After lots of broken Spanish BSing, the officer finally looked at me and said, "So what are we going to do with him?" I mumbled some things in Spanish and eventually blurted, "Dinero?" The officer smiled and said, "No problem here?" I smiled and laughed and told him there was no problem at all. He shook my hand, then shook Alex's, and he walked away with $20. Damn corruption. I guess it's better than a ticket....or getting arrested...
We were happy to provide Tanner with that last minute moment of excitement. He was relieved to get the airport on time and get back to US soil.
We took the rest of the group on a couple last minute excursions as well. We went out to the Amador Causway, and then to the top of Ancon Hill.
The last thing we saw before heading to the airport was a sloth! Sorry you missed it, Tanner!
It was SO sad to see all these guys go. We had such a fun week and we hope they'll come back soon!! Thank you for coming Jess, Stefan, Kenny, and Tanner!!!